Frisky Anal Itch Relief Inc

We all have that one friend. Maybe YOU are that friend. You know, the one who likes to play pranks and has a dirty sense of humor? Well, here`s a fun joke gift to give to your friends! With this Anal Itch Relief pack you can discreetly and carefully take care of that stubborn itch! No need to see a doctor, this is the finest remedy known to man and used for thousands of years! Simply mail using the bubble mailer package with the feather enclosed and you or your friend will be in possession of a certain cure in no time! Measurements: Bubble mailer: 9.25 inches Length x 7.1 inches Wide x 0.1 inches DeepFeather length varies from 4.7 inches to 6.7 inches Materials: Synthetic fibers Color: Red Note: THIS IS NOT A REAL CURE FOR STI`S (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS). PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL HELP FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE PROBLEMS. Key Features: Fun Prank Gift: Have a laugh with your friends with a simple and harmless gag gift! Synthetic Fibers: Don`t worry about allergies; this feather is made out of synthetic fibers.